{"product_id":"fckn-rain-umbrella","title":"Fckn Rain Umbrella","description":"\u003cp\u003eRain, rain, go the fuck away! Give those storm clouds the middle finger with this black umbrella, boasting bold white font that reads, 'Fucking Rain'. The push button release makes it easy to protect your new hairdo while the crook handle provides a secure grip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVery resistant aluminum structure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrip with rubber coating, super comfortable to wear and comfortable to touch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReinforced frame with glass fiber rod\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUV protection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAutomatic opening system at the touch of a button. Classic manual closing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: 0.7 lbs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 40\" W\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Fiberglass Ribs, Polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Fisura","offers":[{"title":"Large","offer_id":47239595098338,"sku":"64460","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":47239595131106,"sku":"186237","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/2294\/2529\/products\/fuckingrainumbrella-1.jpg?v=1626210407","url":"https:\/\/tarzianwest.com\/products\/fckn-rain-umbrella","provider":"Tarzian West for Housewares","version":"1.0","type":"link"}